NovelOLX Chapter 185: God is not what I expected
Chapter 185: God is not what I expected
chapter 185: god is not what i expected
i relaxed looking at the entertaining scene in front of me.
"i am innocent, i did not want to betray you! you can't do this, we're friends!"
"damn monster! you are a fucking monster!"
"minaris this is not what your mother would want to see! stop right now! obey me, i am your father!"
this is unusually relaxing.
"wow, senpai's bunny is scary~ nom nom nom" – bb was sitting inside my mind as she ate popcorn.
"hey listen! this is garbage! we need more violence!" – navi ate a hamburger.
"i don't know, nom nom" – bb was having fun. – "pouring hot mercury through the tear ducts seems creative to me, besides, it is the first time i see a woman's orifices being used to store coal"
"hey listen! it would have been better if my partner fucked the women in front of the men while the men are raped by horses!" – navi said something disgusting while he ate his burger.
bb made a disgusted expression. – "ugh, bestiality is a disgusting fetish that will only excite perverts with an s+ score in the furry stat"
i can feel my neurons commit suicide listening to the conversation of these two idiots.
i sighed internally. – "tsubaki, stop them"
"i prefer not to get involved in this talk" - tsubaki smiled uncomfortably. – "i envy system goddess who does not have to listen to this..."
me too, tsubaki, me too.
i ignored the pair of idiots and focused on minaris who was happily torturing the villagers who sold her into slavery and killed her mother.
another member of the sadistic psychopath club founded by red queen. i think i should rethink my tastes when choosing women...
throughout the carriage ride, i had several thoughts for the future.
with rasen's portals, i sent arisa, lulu, and elle to the main base so they can rest and meet my harem.
i sent a message to yuriko to create a new government department, 'otaku research department'.
it sounds stupid and it's kind of stupid, it's basically a government department focused on bringing together people with otaku tendencies.
some of my wives like anime but it seems that not all worlds have the same animes so i will need to gather female otaku from various worlds to make sure i gather as much information as possible since i myself cannot access the 'spoilers'.
i also need to check the limitations and side effects of the 'otaku' title, but from what i've seen on arisa and according to the information bb has, this title has the same side effect as a system.
bb seems to have a great understanding of otakus so i asked her some questions, and although this woman gives me endless headaches, she knows some very interesting things.
according to bb, an 'otaku' ignores the fact that we are all characters and see themselves as 'real people' while all other entities are just 'characters'.
this does not mean that the 'otakus' are evil and egotistical entities, in fact, there are cases where the 'otakus' empathize and fall in love with fictional characters so, when they meet those characters, the 'otakus' become obsessed with the character.
it seems that the love for fictional characters is a common trait of otakus, which is worrying because detachment from reality is the first step towards stupidity and the most dangerous thing is a powerful idiot. ñøv€l-b1n was the first platform to present this chapter.
bb mentioned that the majority of 'otakus' are perverts who masturbate with fictional characters in addition to having social problems that can range from school bullying, loneliness, depression, family problems, or sexual frustration.
i don't know about otaku culture so i don't know if she is telling the truth or just despising otaku, but this might explain a theory i have.
my theory is that most system users have the title 'otaku' which would explain why users treat women like collectible sex dolls, after all, for system users women are not people but fictitious objects born to satisfy various fetishes.
also, this would explain why most system users do not question the reason why they get a system, they see the situation as a lucky blessing or a gift from a higher power and unconsciously avoid thinking about the situation since they only want to fulfill their own desires.
seen this way, it's likely that i found out the truth about systems and higher entities since i don't watch anime so, instead of being happy about fulfilling a dream, i got paranoid because i'm a pessimist.
anyway, this helped me better understand system users.
another thing is that bb mentioned that the otaku title can only be obtained naturally and by the person's own initiative. if i force other people to become otaku, they won't get the title and in the future, their minds will be broken if they find out that the worlds of the multiverse are based on fictional stories.
in fact, bb mentioned that even if i spread the information that the anime worlds are real, i must not mention that the multiverse is a fictional work or even my wives might go crazy and fall into existential depression.
the most believed theory in the multiverse is that some worlds capture information from other worlds, but to prevent the worlds from merging or colliding, the world that receives the information only turns that information into works of fiction.
it is like saying that the gods are real, but in order to prevent humanity from falling into chaos, humanity interprets the gods as mythological figures even though they are real.
i will spread that belief among my harem while keeping the truth secret.
anyway, the point of all this is that i will need to seek out more female otaku to get information from other worlds and entities.
to all this, navi almost makes me want to kill him by reminding me that umaru is a complete otaku.
fucking navi.
with my self-knowledge skills, i have already verified that i have no romantic love for umaru, only brotherly love born from the fact that i have taken care of her all her life, and over time i developed emotional ties with that brat.
for sufferers of incestuous fetishes, i'm glad you're disappointed. incest is for sick degenerates.
[system notification: the skill 'paranoia' says that... well... you don't want to know]
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as i said, i learned many things thanks to bb.
oh, there's more exciting news.
my favorite author, lovecraft, indirectly sent me a problem of cosmic proportions.
if i cannot face paradise, the will will separate itself from this world and annex itself to one of my personal worlds.
this will make me lose the natural resources of this world, but as long as the will is mine, i can create a hero factory if i can rebuild the laws of this world.
for now, i need allies so i arrived at the location of my first objective, the place where the god of death and darkness rests.
the place looked like an ordinary cave without traces of energy, but this was the entrance to meet one of the most dangerous entities in this world.
from what i heard from fleonell, the god of death and darkness was one of the strongest gods in this world. his followers were mainly made up of demons, witches, and humans being the only god that was revered by both inhumans and humans.
the problem was that in the war thousands of years ago, this god was wounded by the alliance of various gods who feared his power. after that, the god of death and darkness sought refuge away from the world to rest and there are legends that speak of his future return and revenge.
the will of the world warned me that the authority of the god of death and darkness is complete so that god must have already recovered from his wounds, but for some reason, he refused to show himself to the world.
well, never mind, with the authority given to me by the will of the world i can force that god to obey me and if he causes trouble i will devour him when he is no longer useful.
when i got to the cave i stopped because i saw a black-haired boy who was injured and seemed to be running away from a group of bandits which is strange because in this area of the forest there should be no settlements of sentient beings.
i looked at the situation and wanted to try a new trick.
when [reader's madness] evolved i got the ability to see destiny and plot so i focused on this skill.
to begin with, i saw that the boy was covered in a golden aura which perhaps represents the role of the protagonist.
in addition to the golden aura, there was a red thread connecting the boy and the interior of the cave.
i don't know what this represents, but in some cultures, a red thread is the representation of destiny that connects two hearts in a romantic way, although the color red can also represent violence so it could be a sign of fated enemies.
now i will have to study the meanings of the colors... how troublesome.
i sighed and walked over to the group. i didn't waste my time understanding the context of the situation and just devoured the bandits.
i didn't immediately kill the boy but instead used my new title [no otaku] and i tried to take the boy's place as the protagonist.
since my destiny energy was stronger than the boy's, i could easily steal his place as the protagonist and i could see the red thread separate from his body and connect to mine.
there was no trace of paradise in his soul, but there was a strong destiny worthy of a protagonist so for now, i will keep him in case the god of death and darkness meets this boy. for now, i'll keep him in ortro's stomach and if he's not useful i'll let ortro digest him.
i entered the cave. at first, the place looked like a normal cave where a bear would live, but when i got to the bottom of the cave i saw a small natural well.
i saw that the red thread indicated that the well is a path so i entered the well and inside there was an underwater current in the direction of the red thread.
after advancing a bit there was a cave with an underground river that didn't fill the whole cave so a normal human could survive if he entered the well.
i followed the current of the river and after advancing several kilometers i finally reached an underground lake that was covered in mist. the water was heated by what seemed like hot springs while the river was the source of water responsible for regulating the temperature.
this lake seemed to have some kind of restrictive ability since my perception skills were being suppressed and although i can use [rasen] to free myself from this restriction, this would destroy the lake and i want to analyze it.
the red thread indicated that my target was in the lake so i prepared to fight and use the authority to suppress the deity.
i stepped into the lake carefully, but there was a sudden rush of water. the current was strong, but not strong enough to push me so i kept steady in the water.
[system notification: the skill 'lucky pervert' has been activated]
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"kyaaaaaa! perverted!"
the current of the water pushed a slim figure against my chest.
i didn't have time to speak as the slender figure raised her delicate hand to my face as unpleasant green phosphorescent smoke appeared from her fingers.
"die pervert! corrosive mist of the lord of death!"
... why god is a flat-chested girl? did my stupid plot armor cause this?
"nani?! why doesn't my magic work?!"
and she speaks japanese.... this is stupid.
i sighed and hefted the flat-chested girl over my shoulder like a sack of rice.
"let go of me you pervert! help! a pervert is kidnapping me!"
if this is a god then my atheism is justified.
i got to the edge of the lake and noticed that this lake was designed to be identical to a japanese hot spring, there was even a bamboo tube that hits a rock when filled with water.
i lowered the girl to the ground and she immediately moved away from me as she used her hands to cover her private parts since she was naked.
i sighed and used [rasen] to dry my clothes. – i'm not interested in a brat's body so stop looking at me like i'm going to do something to you"
"what?! who are you calling a brat?!" – the brat was furious. – "i am a beautifully mature and sexy woman!"
the girl pressed her hand that was hiding her non-existent breasts as if she was trying to make them look bigger, but this only proved that she is a cutting board.
i sighed deeper, god is disappointing.
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author's note:
who can guess who the girl is? ~